Confidently Dreaming

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Jul 31

“‘R’ is among one of the most menacing sounds. That’s why they call it murder not ‘muckduck’!” — Dwight Schrute, The Office Season 6 (via brandtash)

“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.” — Dwight K. Schrute, The Office, DAY 24 (via spicedlantern)

iriseyes:

Michael Scott: Alright everybody— [noticing Pam’s glasses] Oh. My. God. Pam. Those make you look so ugly. Uhh, Pam in order to get hotter you take the glasses off. You’re moving in the wrong direction.

Pam Beesly: I don’t have my contacts—

Michael Scott: Dah, dah, dah. I can’t even hear you. It’s just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.

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mintchip:

god put a smile upon your face by *burcindrummer on deviantART

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inothernews:

FORTITUDE An Afghan girl who fixes potholes in a road between Kabul and Bagram and depends on tips from passing motorists, waits for vehicles in Afghanistan, Tuesday, July 6, 2010. (Photo: Dusan Vranic / AP via the Boston Globe)

A stunning and heartbreaking photo.

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