May 2013
16 posts
oranges-and-pears:
I’m testwatching my Hamtaro DVDs to make sure they work and
When Forrest found out Laura was going to be Cinderella in the school play he said he was “STUNNED WITH A TINGE OF ENVY”
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So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...
“1. Run away to Brooklyn. Rent an apartment with a claw footed bathtub. Commute...”
– 5 Exit Strategies (via tilthe)
365daysofeileen:
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
April 2013
46 posts
humansvsrobots:
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
So right.
“If you say that a woman wearing revealing clothes deserves to be sexually...”
– (via vagabonddaiz)
Good Bodies Are All Bodies!!!!!!!!!: raspberrying:... →
raspberrying:
If you ever feel miserable or pathetic or any kind of unworthy, just try congratulating yourself for little accomplishments from your day that you might not normally acknowledge. For example:
You ate a big, healthy breakfast today — hey, pal congratulations because you are…
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won’t come true. now you are immortal
“Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet.”
– Thich Nhat Hanh (via simplus)
Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy
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