abandonkansas:

There have been some “interesting” (to say the least) interpretations of this song. Instead of spilling the beans right way, I’d like to hear your thoughts. What do you think this song and video are all about?

My personal favorite is the one where the song’s about being in love with the devil. That’s OBVIOUSLY what the “I will burn with you” is about..

‘R’ is among one of the most menacing sounds. That’s why they call it murder not ‘muckduck’!

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— Dwight Schrute, The Office Season 6 (via brandtash)

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

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— Dwight K. Schrute, The Office, DAY 24 (via spicedlantern)